Sunday, July 08, 2007

Welcome to the Fatosphere!

Hi everyone,

I'd apologize for the long hiatus, but you didn't even know I was gone since you didn't know this blog existed back in 2005 when I created it. Plus I am trying to practice being less apologetic in general. So here I am, unapologetically welcoming you to the Fatosphere, where you can read rants, points of info, and hopefully some funny stuff about all things Fat. More good stuff to come, but in the mean time you can read all the old posts. I think they're still pretty relevant, since -- surprise! -- the world doesn't appear to have become a lot more fat-friendly in the last two years.

1 comment:

Admiral Seamus said...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!